ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???
I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.
for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips
THEY GAVE HIM THE TIP ON THE ELLEN SHOW IT WAS 1600 DOLLARS
TUMBLR STOP SEEING WRONG IN EVERYTHING
um this can’t be legit… how the hell did they make 99 pizzas in 30 minutes?
"The only reason that you don’t have answers is because you’ve been too scared to ask yourself the right questions. Look, I know how I feel, you know how I feel. But during this whole process, we’ve managed to miss the point, because the point is not how I feel. It’s how you feel.”
"every time you
tell your daughter
you yell at her
out of love
you teach her to confuse
anger with kindness
which seems like a good idea
till she grows up to
trust men who hurt her
cause they look so much